The Singularity: Lying About Your Age

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 9, 2010 by suelange

In 1867 Karl Marx reported:

Potter,* the chosen mouthpiece of the manufacturers distinguishes two sets of “machinery,” each of which belongs to the capitalist, and of which one stands in his factory, the other at night-time and on Sundays is housed outside the factory, in cottages. The one is inanimate, the other living. The inanimate machinery not only wears out and depreciates from day to day, but a great part of it becomes so quickly super-annuated by constant technical progress, that it can be replaced with advantage by new machinery after a few months. The living machinery on the contrary, gets better the longer it lasts, and in proportion as the skill, handed from one generation to another, accumulates.”

Let’s overlook the fact the Mr. Potter sees no problem with human machinery being viewed as property. After all the American Civil War was being fought at the time so that type of thinking was obviously not weird for these people.

More interesting to me is the fact that obsolescence was a problem even back then. I thought that was just a modern thing. Something we have to accept about cars and software. When I picture 19th Century industry, I think of huge iron machines, built to last, aesthetically-pleasing, impossible to move. Once you brought one into your home, it pretty much defined your life. You could never move; you’d never get that sewing machine into the donkey cart.

Elias Howe Sewing Machine, 1845

Compare yesterday’s materials to today’s plastic, tinfoil, and plether. The throwaway machines of yesterday would be today’s heirloom furniture. It’s hard for us to imagine 1800s people  having problems with machines and tools becoming outdated in their own lifetimes. Apparently, though, even back then they couldn’t keep up with the rapidly evolving technology.

One thing they had that we don’t have is the unquestioning belief that humans are better than machines. We may feel smug because we’ve learned that owning another human being is improper, but we certainly aren’t confident that we’re better than our technology. And the idea that we’re actually getting better as we get older? That’s nothing but 70s advertising copy. No one buys it. If you google the words “we want young” you’ll get all kinds of places looking for young people. If you google the words “we want old” you’ll get all kinds of places looking for antique objects. No one wants old people.

This is evidenced by the fact that there’s an age discrimination law. Can you belive we actually had to pass legislation to make us respect our elders? Way back in the Neanderthal 1800s they had it right: experienced workers are better at their job than newbies. But, and here’s the big one for industry, oldsters command more in wages. A green cadet never costs as much as an old warrier. And don’t we just begrudge the higher salaries! Aren’t employees as interchangeable as machine parts? Why should one get paid so much when the next one comes so cheap?

So wonders the modern capitalists, or industrialists, or employers, or whatever you want to call them. Employers want young people, not because they are so much more in tune with modern times and new tech, but because they come at a cheaper price.

The Singularity can not help with this. No matter how much technology brings new and better ways to keep you looking young and vital, your years on the planet give you self-esteem that gives away  your age. You know your worth and aren’t willing to settle for less. Once you pass a certain threshold age, there’s a good chance human resources will be looking to outsource your job. According to my local expert in hiring practices, age is the number one type of discrimination employers are guilty of. That beats out race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Welcome to the world. Start lying now.

Sue Lange

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*March 24, 1963, The Times (presumably the London Times) published a letter from Edmund Potter, a former president of the Manchester Chamber of Commerce. The letter was considered “the manufacturer’s manifesto.”

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The Singularity: Losing the Light

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 3, 2010 by suelange

A few weeks ago Singularity Hub ran a bit on the Vitamin D Deficiency Epidemic.

I read with interest the fact that rather than hang around outside for a while, we prefer to get our Vitamin D in the form of a pill. We take great measures to make sure  the free “sunshine vitamin” never so much as touches our skin. It’s as if carcinoma is lurking in each and every ray, just waiting for a chance to infect exposed human bodies.

Singularity Hub is not a mecca for Luddites. The site is very optimistic about tech. The articles are well thought out and do not simplistically ridicule The Singularity just because they can (like some people do). At the same time, the site keepers are not blinded by the possibilities The Singularity proposes. This is evidenced by their article listed above.

And that’s the point. You have to choose your tech, and each person’s choice is going to be different. Whether or not you believe we’re going to one day know everything and should then rearrange the universe to our liking, you have to admit we are certainly working in that direction. We’re figuring a lot of stuff out and we’ve got some incredible tools and toys at our disposal to effect our domination of the Universe. But the perennial question is: will we be better off? Will we be less miserable than before? Or more? How will we tell?

These are the questions we should be asking ourselves. What is all this for? Foregoing an hour in the sun, opting instead to ingest a pill may be more efficient but who cares? You’re losing the light. You’re going to live in the dark.

And lest you truly believe time efficiency is a requirement of a quality life, check this out from Kurzweilll’s daily Singularity news round up: A brain at rest strengthens memories.

The upshot is you need to not work your brain to death. Do nothing for a while. Inefficiency breeds efficiency. It’s hip to be square.

Oh, right. The mind is going to be digitized soon, anyway. It’ll be programmable so, what the hey, it’ll be improvable. Use and abuse it just like you do the rest of your body. Just remember, though, we’re not there yet and it’s a long, long way to Tipperary.

My advice: Take a break. Get some sun. A lot can happen on the way to the Singularity.

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The Singularity: Diminishing Audio Quality in 40,000 Headmen?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 26, 2010 by suelange

A few years ago I was a Famous Rock Star. See Exhibit A. That’s me on the right. Gary’s on the left.

Exhibit A

After a while, all that unconditional love got boring so I hung up my axe and my mike and moved on to become a Leading Literary Figure. See Exhibit B.

I find myself today in need of a brief return to my former muse: music. My, but hasn’t the world changed in the last decade or so!

When last I left the music, the mp3 was just gaining mainstream acceptance. But not necessarily by musicians. The thinking back then amongst my friends and peers was that, being compressed, mp3 files would never gain prominence. Sure they were easily portable and good for sampling or to give a taste of your music to potential fans — especially those without a discerning ear — but the quality was such that nobody would ever actually pay for them. We wrote off the mp3 like it was a consumer model Casio.

Exhibit B

I guess it had been long enough from the late 70s/early 80s for us to have forgotten how crappy the pre-recorded cassettes were. Despite the fact that serious music lovers desirous of a superior cruising experience would buy the album and a hi-end Maxell and tape the record themselves, those crappy cassettes sold by the millions.

We were short sighted to think mp3s would never find a place in the money-making world. Especially since the quality of the mp3 was never as far from the original as the pre-recorded cassette was from the album. Up until last week I couldn’t tell the difference between the two myself.

But last week I returned to my former muse: music. My previous ten years or so of casual listening had overlooked loss of data, but now returning to serious study revealed shortcomings in the mp3 compression.

Back in the day, there was a certain Traffic song — 40,000 Headmen — that my partner, Gary, insisted the band learn. It’s sort of an ethereal Samuel Coleridge-like song about a guy who steals gold from a bunch of ethnical headmen, whatever they are. Cool song with a killer flute part that was a bitch to figure out. I sat for hours rewinding the song to figure out the spacey riffs.

Jethro Tull notwithstanding, flute in rock music is for the most part window dressing. It’s rarely featured, never respected, mostly unloved. Traffic was a musician’s band, though, so they did interesting stuff and were more respectful than most. However, being experimental, they often wrote weird, almost illogical, and hard to figure out stuff. I labored heavily over 40,000 Headmen.

Back in the day, about five minutes after I put in all that work on the song, the band threw in the towel. I hung up my axe in preparation for my life as a Leading Literary Figure, leaving the hell of Famous Rock Star life and Traffic esoterica behind.

Fast forward to a few months ago and we find Gary dusting off his guitar and  “noodling.” Noodling eventually led to riffs from set lists of days gone by. Set list riffs led to wistful reminders of songs never performed but viable nevertheless. Eventually he got to the intro of 40,000 Headmen.

Immediately my knees jerked. “No,” I said, “I’m a Leading Literary Figure now. I have no time for those juvenile dreams.”

He began whistling the flute part. Nothing bugs me more than the unwashed trying to imitate flute. I reminded him how much time and effort the song had taken me in the first go ‘round and I never liked it that much in the first place.

He began singing it aloud. I said, “No, no, no,” as I searched under the couch to see if my flute was where I had left it.

He couldn’t remember all the lyrics so he downloaded the song from itunes to his nano. He hooked the nano up to his speakers and blasted it to the rafters. There is nothing more inspiring than Traffic in the attic. I caved and agreed to relearn the song by the end of this month: his birthday.

I am not going to learn anything else. I am not going to pull out the rolodex of booking agent numbers. I am not going to put together a video to get us gigs. I will not be hanging ads for rhythm sections in the local coffee shops or in the pages of music rags. I AM NOT GOING TO TEACH ONE MORE EFFING BASS PLAYER THE CHORD PROGRESSION TO 1-4-5 BLUES. It’s just too demoralizing.

But assuming it would grant peace and tranquility over the home front, I worked out the flute part to 40,000 Headmen.

This time, though, instead of the incessant fast forward/rewind procedure used in the world of cassettes, I did the ipod shuffle, which was slightly easier, but still fraught with annoying overshoots and accidental bumps back to the beginning. It was a tedious process, but gratifying when done because I know I’m the only idiot that would do that much work for no money. No one plays rock flute and even if they did, they don’t remember this song, let alone want to learn it.  (I just googled “flute part for 40,000 Headmen” and I got 159,000,000 pages of guitar tablature returned. No one is interested in the flute part.)

I wound up with a half-way decent string of notes that sort of represent the flute parts to the song. Whole sections were unintelligible because the high notes are buried underneath the guitar or vocals or keyboards or some other synthesized sound. The song always had those problems, but this time the problems were worse. I did the best I could and when I present it on the 31st I will be doing a lot of faking. I just couldn’t cipher out some of the material.

I blame it on the mp3 compression.* The results really aren’t as good as the CD. That’s the conclusion musicians back in the last century came to: mp3s are just not hi-fi.

Is this a quality of life issue due to our technological advancement? I daresay most of us aren’t even aware of this loss of audio quality. Nobody’s paying attention. I wasn’t. The whole thing creeps up on us until facsimile is good enough. The real thing fades slowly into the past until eventually no one misses it anymore because no one has experienced it in years.

Folks, I give you The Singularity.

Sue Lange’s short story anthology, “Uncategorized” is available at Smashwords.

*It could be that I’m just getting old and losing parts of my hearing, though, too. In that case, bring on the Singularity and a music feed to the aural center in my brain: let me just think I’m hearing Traffic.

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Sales of Uncategorized to go to Haitian Relief

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on January 19, 2010 by suelange

In order to support the Haitian relief efforts, all proceeds from sales of Uncategorized between now and the end of the month will be going to Doctors Without Borders in Haiti. Buy your copy today to help the effort.

Purchase Uncategorized ($1.99) in multiple formats (mobi, prc, pdf, etc.) from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/7776

Purchase Uncategorized ($1.99) for your Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/Uncategorized-ebook/dp/B002Q0Y0QW

Blurb on Uncategorized

“Re-defining the aspect of “Theater of the Mind,” progressive sci-fi author Sue Lange takes advantage of new multi-media tools that technology affords the modern reader. In Uncategorized (BookViewCafe.com; 2009), her latest book, the short story meets old-time radio buckled up in a time machine and blasted into the future. In this thought-provoking collection, Lange grabs the reader with an “audio download” and segues into her eclectic set of short stories with the aggressive delivery of a beat poet and the timing of a stand-up comedian.”

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“Uncategorized” Now at Smashwords

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 15, 2010 by suelange

This just in:

Uncategorized is now available at Smashwords.
Formats available include mobi, pdf, epub, rtf, doc, pdb, lrf, plain text, html, and javasciript.

Here’s the blurb:

“In this thought-provoking collection, progressive sci-fi author Sue Lange takes advantage of new multi-media tools that technology affords the modern reader. She grabs the reader with an ‘audio download’ and segues into her eclectic set of short stories with the aggressive delivery of a beat poet and the timing of a stand-up comedian.”

Go get yourself a membership and an armload full of ebooks.

And by the way, there’s still a couple of days left to win a free copy of “Uncategorized” from sfsignal.

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Flying Car Redux

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on January 13, 2010 by suelange

I know I discussed this last year, but it’s such a cool idea, it deserves another mention. And now that the military’s attached, I think we can all say this is no longer a joke but an inevitability. Check ‘er out:

DARPA Kick-Starts Flying Car Program

It’s scary to think of the black ops crowd getting a new, more efficient way to invade the tiny spaces of the planet, but I’m imagining the arc of this story to go the same way the humvee story went. The army boys got the humvee in the early 80s, the soccer moms got the hummer in the early 90s. There’s no information on when this thing will go into production (they’re still not sure they’ll be able to design it), but let’s say it comes out in the teens. We’ll be seeing the consumer model up in Westchester in the twenties or so. We can all run our own little surveillance missions then. By that time, though, with the Singularity kicking in, the hive mind might preclude the need for surveillance (we’ll all know everything about everybody), armed forces, and hopefully black ops.

There’s one fly in the ointment. They want this to go amphibious, and not just to have the ability to float across the Yangtze when the time comes to reinvade Tibet. They want this to be an underwater as well as a flying vehicle. At one time in my life I learned how to scuba dive and let me tell you, even with my head as dense as it is, it was difficult to get to the bottom of the pool without a bunch of lead weights. But adding weight to make yourself submersible is going to make it hard for you to fly. I’m imagining some sort of contrivance that has balloon type appendages that can fill with gas to get you up and then fill with water to get your down.

But who knows what we’ll end up with. Loons and cormorants fly and dive. It obviously can be done and if it can be done, by god, the U.S. Military will get it done. We might not be able to figure out how to get a public option, but we will get our flying car!

Sue Lange
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io9 Declares We, Robots One of 13 That Will Change Your View

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 10, 2010 by suelange

Back in May the mega sf site, io9, declared my Singularity story, We, Robots, as one of the  “13 books that will change the way you look at Robots.”

I’m in good company. Isaac Asimov (of course), Vernor Vinge (Mr. Singularity), Marge Piercy, William Gibson, and Charles Stross are all there as well. Pretty rarified.

I didn’t even know they’d done that. Nobody tells me anything.

Go read the article and then go buy a copy of We, Robots at Amazon. (No it’s not available as an ebook. Sorry, go talk to the publisher about that.)

Sue Lange
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2010: Finally, Those Dang Holidays are Over.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 5, 2010 by suelange

We’re back and it’s a new year. Time for retrospection, introspection, and prospection regarding the Singularity.

Retrospection

2009 brought us prostheses that can be manipulated by the mind, tools made out of cans of paint, the long-awaited personal flying car, a university to secure the next generation of Singularists, and the ever popular transgenderism.

I think it’s fair to say the Singularity had a good year. So what’s ahead?

Introspection

Why do we insist on predicting things? Did any of the preeminent fortune tellers predict the two biggest events of the year: the passage of a health care bill in the U.S. and Michael Jackson’s death? I did a quick google to see if anyone is claiming to have foreseen these monumental events and apparently a few people did predict Jackson’s death. I like the one who watched Mike rehearsing three days before his death and said he looked awful. Not sure if that counts as a prediction, but there you go. I don’t think anyone predicted that 2009 would see both the Senate and the House passing health care legislation. Who would have had the balls?

Prospection

With that sort of encouraging information, we shall proceed with our own copyrighted 2010 Singularity Watch Prediction. You ready? Sitting down? Holding on to your hat? Here it is:

The Singularity will not happen in 2010.

I base that astounding prediction on one piece of evidence: We have concluded that the 2012 Armageddon predictions and The Singularity are one and the same. As such, 2010 is just another unremarkable year in the realm of human endeavor. Of course if the U.S. health care bill is rewritten to include a public option, that might be an event worthy of remark.

And of course, knowing the media, they won’t let Michael Jackson die anymore than they let Elvis die, so I imagine we’ll be seeing a lot of Mike sightings in the months to come. That’ll give us something to talk about.

Whatever happens, have a good year filled with amazing new technological inventions, discoveries about yourself, and a general conquering of nature.

Sue Lange
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Blogging at Ambling Along the Aqueduct

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on December 31, 2009 by suelange

I’m still blogging elsewhere. This week I participated in the Aqueduct 2009 wrap-up. I discussed the movie, Slumdog Millionaire, and Shigeru Umabayashi’s music, specifically that in the movies of Wong Kar-wai.

Read what I said.

Sue Lange
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Geek of the Week at Book View Cafe

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 17, 2009 by suelange

I’m cheating again. I’m pointing to my blog post over at Book View Cafe this week. We’re starting up a new column there called Geek of the Week. It was my idea so I started it off with my tech list which ecompasses the worlds of word processing, communications, image manipulation, movie making, house building, and turkey stuffing. Read it here:

http://blog.bookviewcafe.com/2009/12/16/book-view-cafe-presents-geek-of-the-week

Sue Lange